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You got Troll'd

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You got troll'd.

Spots switch on from inside the grant studio and are all directed to none other than the host of the program; Mr H. Ost. The crowd goes crazy because Mr. Ost does his trademark opening-move like he always does; a backflip from one of the stairs he was descending from. As he makes his way over to the main-stage he shows off his wide grin before staring right in the camera.
"Good evening everyone! And welcome to "Troll'd". Your weekly update on Trolls from all over the world and a chance for debate. I know, for one, that this weeks edition will leave us all mesmerised and speechless. And that's because none other then Masashi Kishimoto is joining us today! Give him a wild aplause everyone!" Mr Ost yells anouncing Kishimoto as he enters the stage. Kishimoto waves at the public and has a seat in the red couch next to Mr Ost's seat.
"Welcome Masashi, it's wonderful to actually have you here. How have you been lately?" Mr Ost smiles amused as Kishimoto grins back.
"Good, good. I can't complain; things are going great with the Naruto series and with the new movie in the theaters I'm sure alot of fans are happy." Kishimoto states giving Mr Ost a thumbs up.
"I see.. But that aside. Didn't some incident happen last weeks wednesday? On the 29th of august. The Narutard community wasn't really happy with one of your latest schemes." Mr Ost implies as he glances the crowd for a reaction. "Are there any Narutards present here today?" A couple of 10 hands rise up from the public after that.
"Oh.. You're talking about Tobi's identity." Kishimoto confirms, gulping slightly at the sight of the Narutards present.
"Is anyone willing to step forward and have a little debate with Masashi Kishimoto?" Mr Ost informs scanning the Narutards faces; one young guy, mid twenties with spikey black hair and blue eyes leaves his seat and joins Kishimoto and Mr Ost. "Thank you, please take a seat. Now what's your name?"
"I'm Chris Rowd and I've been a Narutard for quiet long now, but I couldn't really laugh with what happened last week." the blackhaired man answers while he shakes both men's hands.
"Which is understandable." Mr Ost nods as he folds his hands. "Could you please tell us what it was about, Masashi?"
"Well, as previously mentionned, the manga was closing in on Tobi's identity and last week it was revealed who wore the mask behind this Tobi-character. It appeared so that Obito Uchiha, Kakashi's long time friend, who was believed to have died had been behind the actions of the masked man." Kishimoto explains all this with ease. Chris Rowd quirks an eyebrow at this before he goes on the offence.
"You make it sound so believable. Almost every Narutard has a problem with Tobi being Obito; how can you say this without feeling the least of regret. Most of us were forced to believe it was another Troll of yours, since the logic behind Obito seemed too farfetched, but after this weeks chapter it seems that it wasn't a Troll aterall. Everyone seems to be dissapointed with this, which is understandable. Not to mention, you leave us with far more questions now then before we knew who Tobi was." Chris Rowd takes a deep breath after his declaration before he listens to Kishimoto's reply.
"Well, Chris is indeed right, Masashi. You are known for trolling your fans, but isn't this a little too much?" Mr Ost joins in with Chris Rowd.
"I wasn't expecting everyone to be so infuriated with Obito being Tobi. I would've hoped that all Narutards at least waited for the explaination behind Tobi's identity. There is still too much that hasn't been revealed, so if everyone would just be patient and put up with me a little longer, onegaishimasu?" Kishimoto unexpectedly bows to show his regret for the escalation of the situation. Chris Rowd puffs up his cheeks and looks the other way to illustrate his feelings.
"Touching words, Masashi, but do you think your fans will take your words seriously? Afterall, at crucial points in the series, you have made several Narutards unhappy at certain love-confessions a while back. NaruHina-fans and NaruSaku-fans have fought eachother eternaly because of those said confessions. Some died in the battle and others remained fighting. This same situation could happen all over again if you don't watch it." Mr Ost knowingly lectures Kishimoto giving the crowd a sign of compassion towards the man. Chris Rowd insists on continuing his rant from before.
"Mr Ost, I couldn't agree more. Especially now that Madara Uchiha has joined the battle with Obito. Not only does it leave us questionmarks as to what happened with the 5 kages, but it allso has all of us wondering what Madara's part in Tobi's plot is. Did he brainwash Obito to later turn him into Tobi? Plus the age of Obito doesn't chronologicly follow with the Tobi-committed actions, how does that make sence? Even a split clone from Madara seems more likely to fill in Tobi then Obito ever will. I've even heared that most Narutards are actually thinking of quitting the series just because of Obito being Tobi; I guess that does mean something, right?" Chris Rowd energeticly remarks earning some positive shouts from the public. Mr Ost raises his hand to calm the riled up crowd before he directs his words to Kishimoto.
"That leaves you something to think on, doesn't it? I hate to say this, Masashi, but the more I listen to Chris the more I have the feeling that he's winning this debate. Your credibility in the Narutards eyes has lowered drasticly and it seems that their faith in you has almost hit zero. Don't you think this calls for action from your part?" Mr Ost turns to the crowd for support. "You guys think so too, right?" Murmurs rise up from the public, some showing a thumbs up, others booing out Kishimoto. Kishimoto on the other hand is slowly sinking away in the couch trying to become invisible but noting that everyone can still see him, so he gives up.
"I know what you're all thinking and yes I have so much to apologize for, but if you would bare with me some more I'll promise you that it will all be worthwhile in the end. I know most of you have stuck with me since the start of the series and it wasn't easy. Especially for a beginning mangaka, but look how far we've come. Wouldn't it be a shame to throw all that hard work aside and forget it ever took place. I know I haven't always made it easy on you guys, but at least you always gave your support. I'm only asking you all to lend it to me a little longer." Kishimoto stares into the crowd with a tearstained face and helplessness written all over him. "So let's finish this the way we started; together!" (Yep, Harry Potter pun intended XD) The entire public cheers Kishimoto's enspiring words on and even Chris Rowd has to admit Kishimoto has won him over again.
"Wow, Masashi, what an impact! You really raised our moral again. I take it those words weren't just empty promises, but it means you've got some work to do. Everyon, give it up for Masashi Kishimoto! And off course, let us not forget Chris Rowd who was brave enough to opose him. It was a real honour to have both of you in my show. This was Howard Ost for "Troll'd" and I'll see you all next week!" Mr Ost waves at the camera's and the image zooms out before it blacks out.

Somewhere backstage on the set of Troll'd~

Kishimoto's entourage and manager are waiting for his return from the show. They seem in much higher spirits then before the show and are patting Kishimoto on his shoulder.
"It seems you pulled it off again, good job, Masashi!" the manager says ready to pop some champagne. Kishimoto stops him as he wipes the sweat from his forhead.
"It was a close call, I tell you. That Chris-guy really got tough on me; I got scared he would see right through me." Kishimoto shivers remembering how he got ambushed by his own fan. His manager laughs it off by offering him some champagne.
"It's over now, we'll survive for a bit longer and you'll be able to troll your fans some more too. To another victory." The manager raises his glass with the widest of grins present. Kishimoto doesn't seem convinced by him and passes the celebration.
"Keep on trolling them? Has he gone mad?! Look what they did to me for last chapter. If I'll keep this up, next time they'll publicly skin me!" Kishimoto whines in terror; considering the latest devellopements he'll have to stick to his words if he doesn't want to end up dead..
Well after the latest Naruto manga chapters I felt like I had to post something like this =D just because I felt like it XD hahaha. The Martin Mystery screenshot was picked simply for the purpose of trolling XD because all us Martin Mystery fans know Martin is the king of troll in his own series :icontrollfaceplz:


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rocklikebrucelee3's avatar
I still can't believe nobody saw the Obito-Tobi thing coming. I knew that, and that's because I fucking Hate Naruto. Dragonball for life mothufuckaz